Above, is a James Beard Foundation Award — considered by many to be the Oscar of the food world. Today, the nominees were announced.
I was one of them.
I would write more, but right now I’m just exhausted from all the bone luges. See what I did there? Regular people may take regular shots of alcohol, but nationally recognized Jamesmotherfuckinbeard nominees celebrate their big moments by taking their alcohol from scraped out bone shanks.
In all seriousness, I’m still in shock…